Ninety-Nine Seats Book one of ninety-nineBook
Three figures in silhouette behind a red stage curtain
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seats · all of them

The dark before the line.

Ninety-nine seats. One stage. New plays only.The house goes fully dark before the first line, for as long as it takes for ninety-nine people to stop moving. Some nights that's four seconds. Some nights it's twenty.

Book one of ninety-nine
01 · The blackout

Ninety-nine people stop moving.

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house lights
House lights up. Ninety-nine seats, ninety-nine coats.The room is small enough that you can hear a programme being folded three rows back. That's the point of ninety-nine. It's also why the dark works.
"I wasn't going to say anything. Then you sat in my chair."The first line · Salt, Then Water · Act one
02 · The run

Fourteen nights. Then it's gone.

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Every play runs fourteen nights.Long enough for word to get round. Short enough that it does. There are no extensions, no transfers, no filmed version. If you missed it, you missed it, and that's part of what you're buying.
An empty stage with a red curtain, seen from the back of a small auditorium

Close enough to see them think.

The back row is eleven metres from the stage. Nobody is amplified. When an actor decides something, you see it before they say it. That's what a theatre this size is for, and it's why we won't build a bigger one.

This season · three new plays

Three plays. Nobody's seen them yet.

Everything we stage is a first production. No revivals, no classics, no adaptations of things you've read. Three writers, three casts, forty-two nights.

01 · 6 – 21 OctoberSalt, Then Waterby Imogen Achterberg · two actors · 80 minutes

A woman comes home to find her sister in her chair. Neither of them has spoken for eleven years. The kettle is on.

Sold out from the 9th · returns on the door
02 · 3 – 18 NovemberThe Long Tableby Dev Okoro · five actors · 100 minutes

A family firm, a dinner, and the empty chair at the end that nobody mentions until the pudding. Funnier than that sounds. Then not.

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03 · 1 – 16 DecemberIntervalby Hanne Lindqvist · one actor · 65 minutes

A front-of-house manager, on the night the play doesn't start. She has ninety-nine people and no news. So she talks.

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House rules

Five things. The first one is the dark.

Small rooms need rules, and ours are short. They're printed on the ticket, and said once, kindly, by the person on the door.

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The dark is real.Full blackout before the first line, every night. If you can't sit in a dark room for twenty seconds, we're not the theatre for you, and we'll refund you.
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No latecomers.Ninety-nine seats and no aisle you can creep down. Doors shut at the bell. The bar has a screen and a good chair.
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No phones. Not silent. Off.A lit screen in a room this size is a spotlight. We'll ask once.
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One price.Every seat is £18 because every seat is close. Under 25s, £8. Nobody pays more to sit somewhere better; there isn't anywhere better.
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New plays only.If you've heard of it, we're not doing it. Come to find out, not to check.
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Book one of ninety-nine.

The Long Table, from 3 November. Fourteen nights, ninety-nine seats each, one price. When they're gone, the play is gone, and we'll be honest about which nights are close.

Book one of ninety-nine